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ABOUT THE HAND
LUKE
PABS
PHIL
TIM
BEAST FROM THE EAST
LUKE'S WORLD OF CHILLI
PABS KICKS BUTT
PHIL'S WORLD OF BUCKFAST
WHAT'S IN TIM'S BAG
WHO WE'VE PLAYED WITH
PLACES WE'VE PLAYED
VENUES WE'VE PLAYED

Hello, I'm a van. Some may think me of me as their home. These folk are called Big Hand. They are my childs and I carry them around with all my love. They call me Beast from the East, Handwagon Mk 2 as well as various expletives at times. I occasionally blow up in massively violent parts of cities when it's raining... just to keep the fuckers on their toes.

Big Hand need a reminder of what they've been up to so they decorate my interior with a note of where i've taken them. Some vehicles get a nice leather interior or alloy wheels.
Not I.

WOULD LIKE TO MEET
Mechanics, other Vans, people that wear vans shoes, lorrys, people called laurie, folk from the east and of course other beasts.

INTERESTS
Bestiality, devil worship, long drives, pet care (as long as they're beastly pets), The Beast Pizza from Snappy Tomato Pizza in Acton and the Beast Breakfast from the Uplands Diner in Swansea.

MUSIC
Iron Maiden - 'The Number Of The Beast', Don Henley - 'Building The Perfect Beast', Mogwi - 'Mr. Beast', Captin Beefheart 'Shiney Beast' Cradle Of Filth - 'Cruelty and the Beast' Aveneged 7X - 'The Beast &; The Harlot' The Popes - 'Release The Beast'

FILMS
Beauty and the Beast, East Is East, The Beast Must Die (sniff), Beast Cops, The Day Of The Beast

BOOKS
Man Vs Beast by Robert Muchamore, Banishing the Beast: Feminism, Sex and Morality by Lucy Bland, Taming the Beast Taming the Beast by Emily Maguire, AA Street by Street London and the South East (AA Street by Street)