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Realising it is thursday thought i should write some words of obscurity.
Inspiration for today came in the form of a cantelope melon which i purchased from the german hyper mart of lidl for a fantastic price of 49p

Indeed i am so happy with this purchase i wrote a short ditty:
(perform while stroking a shoe)
In the key of A.

Cantelope cantelope you and i should elope to darkened corner where i can taste your juicy melon-ness.

Cantelope cantelope this aint no joke your zingy aroma's more addictive than coke.

(enter the voices of 3 slighty drunken ranters)
Oh cantelope cant cant cant cant cantelope, cant cant cant cant cant get you of our minds.

The end.