OUR NEXT SHOW

Gazing out of my window I am noticing that it appears to be a full moon tonight, or at least pretty full and circle like (hard to tell what with the mysterious wisps of possibly - portentious clouds obscuring it). I have also just noticed, checking my calender on my useless phone (if you a thinking of changing network, do not use 3, i swear, you could be sitting on top of a phone mast and you still wouldn't get reception), that it is friday, and also that it is the 14th, which is obviously one away from the 13th, a quite significant number, as is the number 1. So, flicking through my 'numerology for dummies' handbook it appears essential that you me and everyone be on their guard against any wayward or stray ill-begotten spirits, and keep out of the shadows. Either that, or don't be taken in by any superstition and live a nice neurosis free carefree life, but then where would we be, and what songs would ever get written.

Or perhaps, the secret 3rd option of getting nicely toasted and merry on red wine, which i think i shall take, and drink to all of your's good health.